The shoe fits, I worn it...

A hundred mothafuckas can't tell me nothin'...

Who the fuck is Pubesalad and Juicebox? And why am I them too? Here's something a little different since I am updating so much tonight. And no, me being them doesn't make sense to me. You are easy to mess with and have more than a few trolls. I love watching ya'll spin your wheels.

Bless your hearts. You're welcome for all the activity. I feel I can speak for myself and the little trolls still on CM on that issue. If I wasn't trollin', I'd be trappin'. If I wasn't trappin', I'd be pimpin'. If I wasn't pimpin', I'd be gettin' it period. Feel free to keep guessing, I like watching the stupid. Ms. Lefler are you going to start up your Who is PubeSalad blog again? I think it'd be fun.

Rumor has it...

Iron.Beauty is out reporting and deleting everything and everyone. I'm shocked and appalled! Shocked! I bet she hates that she can't do that everywhere she hangs out. I feel bad that Vixsins has to put up with her fat ass. Do me a favor ladies and ask her if her children helped her with that little porn star craft she pinned to her wal-mart tank. I'm suspecting she let the oldest do the glue and pinning parts. At least she is doing family craft time, right?

PrimmednPunked no, you may not have dibs on this drama. You were invited to have your picture voted on for the stripper polls. Sit down, man-face.

Would you give this a dollar? Since I never got to ask on CM and someone wants to be part of the group so badly.

Since everyone is busy not caring...

All the posts about my account being gone can suck my dick. If you really think the blogs are just big groups that CM doesn't rule over you are stealing my shit for activity. Stop muddying up my coattails by hitching a ride on them for your fail ass "bitch" groups.

1. I'm not LadyBeaver nor do I know her, just like Lonna. I did wonder if she was Lonna at one point but my inbox would have been filled if it were.

2. Multiple posts in multiple groups about that account being deleted. I don't need to say much more but it is really funny.

3. I can't prove it but mamalovesall and iron.beauty are at the top of my "Pussy Hurt Bitches List." More to come at a later date. For laughs and I know you all are looking. Blogger shows activity to me, so don't try lying. I <3 you too.

4. Please do something interesting. I can't give you all your drama, it's not my fault CM has been slow as fuck.

5. Penis.

And lastly,

Sorry, pink.diamondz is no longer a CafeMom member...

It's going to be fun to see who couldn't handle me while I was playing on the site. Maybe I need to stick to the blog? That's ok, I'm STILL going to be running my "retarded whore mouth." Any guesses on what happened this go round?